If I'm ever a teacher →
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
(Source: kathy-selden)
| pretty girl: | boyfriend |
| ugly girl: | boyfriend |
| weird girl: | boyfriend |
| obnoxious girl: | boyfriend |
| rude girl: | boyfriend |
| stupid girl: | boyfriend |
| lesbian girl: | boyfriend |
| dead girl: | boyfriend |
| me: | i had a pet fish once but then it died |
